הביקורת
The review
A restaurant owner, a one-star review, and the person who wrote it eating there again.
The opening
אֲנִי יוֹדֵעַ שֶׁזֹּאת אֶת.
I know it's you.
מָה זֹאת אֲנִי?
What's me?
הַבִּיקּוֹרֶת. כּוֹכָב אֶחָד. ״הָרַעַשׁ בִּלְתִּי נִסְבָּל״.
The review. One star. 'The noise is unbearable.'
146 words, about 1 minutes of reading.
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