הנזילה
The leak
Water through a ceiling, an assessor with a form, and two flats that both blame the pipe.
The opening
הַמַּיִם יָרְדוּ מֵהַתִּקְרָה בְּיוֹם שִׁישִּׁי בַּלַּיְלָה.
The water came through the ceiling on Friday night.
מִי גִּילָּה קוֹדֶם, אֶת אוֹ הַשָּׁכֵן?
Who noticed first, you or the neighbour?
אֲנִי. הוּא לֹא הָיָה בַּבַּיִת.
I did. He wasn't home.
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