סידור ההושבה
The seating plan
A wedding, two families, and an uncle who cannot sit near anyone.
The opening
נִשְׁאַר רַק שׁוּלְחַן שֶׁבַע.
Only table seven is left.
מִי בְּשֶׁבַע?
Who's at seven?
הַדּוֹדִים מֵהַצַּד שֶׁלְּךָ.
The uncles from your side.
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