הכרטיסים
The tickets
A concert, a website that crashed, and two seats in different rows.
The opening
הַצְלַחַת לִקְנוֹת כַּרְטִיסִים?
Did you manage to buy tickets?
קָנִיתִי, אֲבָל לֹא בְּיַחַד.
I did, but not together.
כַּמָּה רָחוֹק?
How far apart?
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