השליח
The courier
A sofa, a stairwell, and a measurement nobody took.
The opening
הַסַּפָּה לֹא נִכְנֶסֶת בַּמַּדְרֵגוֹת.
The sofa doesn't fit up the stairs.
נִיסִּית לְהַטוֹת אוֹתָהּ?
Did you try tilting it?
נִיסִּינוּ בְּכָל הַכִּיוּוּנִים.
We tried every direction.
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